My First Byline: Robyn Pennacchia

Staff writer, Wonkette

Illustration of a typewriter by Midjourney

What is your current job?

Staff writer at Wonkette.

What was your first byline?

For the now non-existent site Death & Taxes I wrote an entire article, no joke, about how Scrooge McDuck died in 1967, speculating what that meant for the entire plotline of Ducktales. That was a thing you get away with in 2012.

What w…